Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

I get a little sad when Christmas music comes on in a store and people around me cringe. It's too bad that we're all bombarded with the cheesiest of cheesy versions of Christmas tunes from October through December. These songs are meant to bring people together to revel in a warm collective holiday spirit, not make them reach for the earplugs. How can we rescue Christmas songs from their Muzaky fate?

I have just the ticket: a Christmas singalong! Or better yet, our First Annual Country Christmas Singalong Spectacular! Together, we can imbue all of our favorite Christmas songs with genuine holiday spirit and garnish them with beautiful harmonies.

In case you can't read the information in the image above, the singalongs will take place on Saturday, December 19th at 7:30 at the Guilford Church (Guilford, VT) and Sunday, December 20th at 8pm at Jalopy (Brooklyn, NY).

See you there!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009


I know rednecks who smoke weed at work and grow their hair out long,
I know hippies who hunt deer and bear and sing Merle Haggard songs,
the average Okie from Muskogee wouldn't know whose ass to kick,
Cause it gets harder every day to tell a hippie from a hick.