With a chop, or a stab, with an axe or a hook.
Dolly Parton can penetrate steel,
with a laser she keeps in her four-inch-high heels.
Porter Wagoner once made her mad
the worst idea that he'd ever had.
She boxed on his ears til she made his face skinny,
Then stretched out his arms while he bawled and he whinnied
She stepped on his toes and she kicked at his crotch,
and she ratcheted up his whole stature a notch.
Then she stood with her foot on the small of his back
and said "tell me some more of those cold hard facts."
