Couplets

I was born on Skyles Creek,
With one pale white and one rosy cheek.

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Ten toes is just 4 too many,
If I had six that would be plenty.

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In the City of Virginia Beach,
Everybody's hair is bleached.

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Living in a suitcase, eating at the bar,
Picking and a-grinning, riding in the car.

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Crazy people are dating my friend,
not one or two, but a whole slew of them.

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Some of these were meant to be parts of longer rhymes or songs, but I think they're better off on their own.
-Jesse

Feeling Worse (Better?)

I know it's the same song as the last one, but the video quality's way better.
Thanks Buck!
-Jesse